[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good job niggerfaggot. Now make a bunch of boys!
You do know how to make boys right!
I'll tell you so you'll know from now on.
As soon as you get off you grab your wife and stand her up! No joke! The little sperms will have to swim uphill to get to the egg. The little boy sperms are more active and swim faster than the girl sperms so they will beat them to the egg.
So next time you are trying to have a kid, snatch her up as soon as you're done!
[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Steve Irwin got a boy by keeping his balls on ice.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Done and done. Thank you for that advice.
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Atta boy. I raise a glass to the lass. They both did a fine job choosing a daddy.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife almost gave up at the 19.5 hour mark and wanted a c-section but I kept encouraging her so she muscled through. She told me this after the fact.
"Duke I wanted to give up so bad because of how much it hurt. I almost asked for a c-section."
[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Congratulations!
(You're white, right?)
[–] Nadeshda 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
A hearty congratulations Sir, bringing new life is a wonderful blessing! May you and your family be blessed abundantly with oodles of wisdom, love, unity and discernment!
PS: goat papa Putts look at this post Sir, we miss you! @puttitout :)
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Always glad to see veteran goats commenting on my posts. Much love mein brudah.
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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] ago
Well, no fucking shit. The 12 year old already knows that. And to be proud of her skin color. She used to bitch about being as pale as a ghost until I had enough one day and asked her:
"Baby girl, who taught you to be ashamed of your skin? You have beautiful skin, in some cultures they see people with your skin color as an angel or Goddess. Be proud of who you are and what you are, dont you dare be ashamed or let others shame you for that."