[–] dangerous_ai 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
I love hot sauce. I love hot sauce. One thing I've learned is that it doesn't pay to be cocky before the heat fully comes on.
[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
That guy has had too much cock
[–] illuminalto2 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
Above all the dead give aways, he whips out the soy milk.
[–] Fuckle_Chucks 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Given to him by his transgender nigger "wife".
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[–] StrangeThingsAfoot 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Have you made your own? If not, give it a shot. It's pretty easy (as in ~30 minutes of actual work), and you can get the flavors you want.
When I started doing it, I was pushing the envelope where my roommate and I would keep going hotter and hotter. Since then, I've toned it down to ~1.5x store-bought level, focus mostly on bringing out certain flavors that would otherwise be masked by the heat. Current batch has ginger and yeast extract, turned out pretty incredible. I'd also recommend giving smoked peppers a shot.
[–] TrueToPooh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I often make batches of chipotle hot sauce. It is delicious.
My last batch was half chipotle and half roasted hot Hatch chilies.
So easy and so delicious.
[–] dangerous_ai ago
I have not, but now I must. I do appreciate good pepper flavors. Thanks for the suggestion!
[–] Tubesbestnoob 2 points 9 points 11 points (+11|-2) ago
To be fair, his wife's bull brought that on him.
[–] sane 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Is this true at all? I used to "dare eat" hot sauces and almost wished I went to hospital, and next day my anus burned beyond burn, but I never ever knew your urine could burn too. interesting if true.
i met a guy that could eat much hotter than me once.
[–] downvoatmachine 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I go through phases of liking really hot stuff, I'll push the limit and eventually get over it after spending a night or two thinking my stomach is possessed and my asshole is on fire.
[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That's the thing about spicy stuff- it's great going in. It's a nightmare going out.
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I only halfway believe. As a hot pepper grower, have never experienced that, and have had enough to feel agony and wish for death on more than one occasion. (trinidad chocolate scorpion) Maybe some people are just predisposed to that?
[–] RM-Goetbbels 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
He was trying to wash the taste of dick out of his mouth, he failed. Suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for the rest of your life.
[–] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Apparently nobody can suck just one.
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[–] Shishamo 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptyv3B03m9k
This guy has serious problems.
[–] Wolfspider 1 point 42 points 43 points (+43|-1) ago
I almost didn't watch the whole thing because that guy was so faggy. I'm glad I did now.
[–] Ocelot 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8
Lmao his girlfriend/wife is a nigger.
[–] Wonder_Boy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Maybe he was trying some self administered conversion therapy. If so, I applaud him.
[–] Nosfewratsjews 6 points 3 points 9 points (+9|-6) ago
I tend to stop watching any video that's immediately evident the person is in an apartment (electrical panel openly visible, unpainted, by the door suggesting this is a cheap one at that).
Also glad I stuck it out.
[–] ridleychozo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
What does an apartment tell you about a video?
[–] illuminalto2 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Same. Glad I caught the ending! XD