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[–] MadJackChurchill 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you successfully slap this monkey o>-< we will give you a GUARANTEED LOAN TODAY for breast and/or penis enlargement performed by our Nigerian Prince as part of your FREE VACATION PACKAGE but first you must FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR 10 CLOSEST FRIENDS and get 10 Facebook likes from Jesus which will allow you to MAKE MILLIONS FROM HOME!!!11!!1! by completing surveys about monkeys who work for Nigerian Princes named Jesus and who know all of your friends DON'T LOSE OUT ON THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY ps we also sell and/or repossess barn doors but you wouldn't know that because you probably stopped reading

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[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Right now, an email offering to send someone over to search for it would be welcomed.

Lol, was not expecting that angle to come to mind. Wouldn't that also be a service that is much more restricted than offering the product itself?

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sure, but at least it's a service I can use.

I have no idea how I lost a manicure kit. It's not like it has left the hotel. It's not like I take it around with me. It sits in my hygiene bag and a smaller kit sits in my guitar case. The smaller kit is still there, but it's just a clipper and some files.

Oh, shit... I was gonna email you to tell you 'bout this, but the gist is pretty short.

Last night, I dressed up in a suit jacket and tie. Granted, I was still wearing jeans, but I wore a jacket and tie.

And ate chicken from a box.

Yup, there were even candles and flowers on the table. Yup, there was even fancy wine - from fancy wine glasses.

Oh, and potato wedges from the oven.

And I liked it.

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[–] Elite_Niggerfaggot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They cast a wide net

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, but how profitable is it? Given that I've only seen that one once, I'd wager it's not too profitable. Who the fuck thought it would be?!?

Most spam campaigns are done with purchased, theoretically targeted, email lists. They often also just pay for the entire thing to be done on their behalf. Well, it's retarded. I bet they get exactly zero customers from it.

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[–] Elite_Niggerfaggot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have no idea bud. Some people have more money than sense.