[–] ElDulce 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
As a diver, you couldn't stick your dick in one of those clams. As soon as you get about 5 ft from them they close. Funny yes. Real no.
[–] oldzeke [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Well if the guy has a five-foot dick, the story starts to make a lot of sense.
A picture of a 5ft dick would be easy cooler that a pusy looking clam. You'd have to coil it up in a fanny pack or something.
[–] mf1776 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 1.2 years ago
So it's the same guy who tried to kiss his pet water moccasin? Austin Hatfield?
(fake)
[–] QuickMafs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 1.2 years ago
Why did his face swell up?
[–] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 1.2 years ago
Swell up? It's an Asian.
[–] videocodec 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.2 years ago
Did he assume the clams gender?
[–] Mah_Selectah 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.2 years ago
The jokes write themselves at this point.
[–] DamonAxemaker 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) 1.2 years ago
I don't blame him, that's one slutty clam
[–] ElementalPee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 1.2 years ago
Fake news
[–] ElDulce ago
As a diver, you couldn't stick your dick in one of those clams. As soon as you get about 5 ft from them they close. Funny yes. Real no.
[–] oldzeke [S] ago
Well if the guy has a five-foot dick, the story starts to make a lot of sense.
[–] ElDulce ago
A picture of a 5ft dick would be easy cooler that a pusy looking clam. You'd have to coil it up in a fanny pack or something.