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[–] ElDulce ago 

As a diver, you couldn't stick your dick in one of those clams. As soon as you get about 5 ft from them they close. Funny yes. Real no.

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[–] oldzeke [S] ago 

Well if the guy has a five-foot dick, the story starts to make a lot of sense.

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[–] ElDulce ago 

A picture of a 5ft dick would be easy cooler that a pusy looking clam. You'd have to coil it up in a fanny pack or something.

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[–] mf1776 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

So it's the same guy who tried to kiss his pet water moccasin? Austin Hatfield?

(fake)

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[–] videocodec 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did he assume the clams gender?

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[–] Mah_Selectah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The jokes write themselves at this point.

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[–] QuickMafs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why did his face swell up?

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[–] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Swell up? It's an Asian.

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[–] ElementalPee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fake news

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[–] DamonAxemaker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I don't blame him, that's one slutty clam