[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
there's not a fucking sewing pattern on this earth that can predict how a garment will fit over a massive chaotic pizza bag. sewing patterns are cut to fit anatomy, not a bag of fucking wet sand
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How do you expect them the cater to a fupa like that? If you want the material to sit flat over your genitals, it would need to make a hard turn around your fupa at least once. It would need to be reinforced and shaped with wire or something in order to change direction and go where it needs to go. That sounds uncomfortable, to start, but also pointless once you grow another two sizes. For all the good it's doing, you might as well just paint underwear on your fupa.
[–] NoMoreScreenNames ago
I'm just gonna take your word for it, and NOT click on that thumbnail.
[–] Splooge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
extremely hot
Here's a novel notion: it's not the packaging that makes a quality product.
That belly button is terrifying. It looks like it'd suck you in, down into a deep lightless cavern from where you can never escape. Like a black hole.
[–] performance 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
How does that thong not disintegrate from disgust?
[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
id like to beat the shit out of the person that said u are amazing. the fat is a fat like getting mad at a cat for kocking shit off a counter. cats gonna cat fats gonna fat.