[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
there's not a fucking sewing pattern on this earth that can predict how a garment will fit over a massive chaotic pizza bag. sewing patterns are cut to fit anatomy, not a bag of fucking wet sand
[–] NoMoreScreenNames ago
I'm just gonna take your word for it, and NOT click on that thumbnail.
[–] TheStapler ago
Extremely hot lingerie over size 18
If that makes sense then how about these?
crystal clear sparkling water from a portable toilet at a folk music festival
a renaissance-initiating cultural & artistic milestone occurring mid-afternoon on BET
[–] Splooge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Here's a novel notion: it's not the packaging that makes a quality product.
That belly button is terrifying. It looks like it'd suck you in, down into a deep lightless cavern from where you can never escape. Like a black hole.