[–] callthehambulance ago
Damn. that must have been irritating as all heck to see. Especially seeing as how she started going to the gym and was within sniffing distance of sorting herself out.
And I am well familiar with the smell of dying feet. It's one of those smells that sticks to you. If I may, can I offer some advice? If you have to be near her and you feel like the aroma has clung to you, dog shampoo is super effective at removing the lingering reek. I use it first before my usual shampoo, then shower as normal.
It sounds crackers (I discovered it by accident) but works really well. Plus, who doesn't love a shiny, glossy coat? :p
[–] TheStapler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You need to find a way to get her fired. Does she sometimes leave her screen unlocked when she goes to the kitchen? Probably. Leave a box of donuts in the kitchen so she’s sure to be in there for a while. Meanwhile you get on her computer and send an email to the whole company saying, in a serious tone and in first person, that she is coming out as a pedophile and wonder if anyone would be willing to let her borrow their kids for a while. Say she admits that her struggle with weight is due to childhood sexual abuse which also makes her sexually attracted to children. Something like that to make it believable. She’ll be gone in like 20 minutes. I’m totally serious. Fats don’t deserve comfortable jobs.