[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's wearing a fuckton of makeup and that scene is uber staged to the point of being a parody of itself. I'm a dude, I'm not much of a cook but you don't have to be Emeril Lagasse to see this is fake as Pamela Anderson's tits.
[–] con77 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
She put frosting on her ass and I licked it off
[–] BadPenny 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As grandma used to say. "any woman that's no fun in the kitchen isn't fun anywhere else in the house"