[–] NakatomiBaby 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
You're the winner. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head all day:)
[–] performance 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He's a democrat, so
[–] Granite_Pill 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Borderline boomer-tier meme, but this is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity to use such a uniquely specific and overwhelmingly applicable pun, so it gets a pass.
[–] HistoryQuest 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow. I'm annoyed and entertained at the same time. Good job.
[–] LightestHour 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If you like subpeona coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine
If you're got kiddie porno, secret staff and a plane
If you like sniffin' girls at midnight, in a prelude to rape
I've got the ones that you look for, in a house in Biscay
...the verses work mostly as-is, come to think of it
[–] TwoNiggersandaHonky 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Well, son of a bitch.