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[–] MOGA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If your brain's turned to yogurt

and your son loves cocaine

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[–] Lobotomy ago 

IF YOU LIKE GETTING HANGED AT MIDNIGHT

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[–] xExekut3x 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you like siffin' girls at midnight...

Can't think of anything to rhyme with "in the dunes of the cape"

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[–] LightestHour 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you like subpeona coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine

If you're got kiddie porno, secret staff and a plane

If you like sniffin' girls at midnight, in a prelude to rape

I've got the ones that you look for, in a house in Biscay

...the verses work mostly as-is, come to think of it

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[–] xExekut3x ago 

Beautiful

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[–] Qsnoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The niggers will rape?

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[–] beat-me-outta-me 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Just another fake news push by the ones that are actually projecting themselves.

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[–] BarbaricHamSammy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

CORN POP

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[–] Purged ago  (edited ago)

… I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long

Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed

And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

… "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain

If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape

I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

… I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean

But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad

And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad

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[–] Reverse-Flash ago 

You're the one that we've looked for, go to jail, no escape.

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[–] Granite_Pill 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Borderline boomer-tier meme, but this is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity to use such a uniquely specific and overwhelmingly applicable pun, so it gets a pass.

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[–] DeeplyStated [S] ago 

Well I'm pretty sure I stole it from a boomer lol

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