[–] LightestHour 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If you like subpeona coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine
If you're got kiddie porno, secret staff and a plane
If you like sniffin' girls at midnight, in a prelude to rape
I've got the ones that you look for, in a house in Biscay
...the verses work mostly as-is, come to think of it
[–] beat-me-outta-me 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Just another fake news push by the ones that are actually projecting themselves.
… I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read
… "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"
… I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad
[–] Granite_Pill 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Borderline boomer-tier meme, but this is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity to use such a uniquely specific and overwhelmingly applicable pun, so it gets a pass.
[–] MOGA 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If your brain's turned to yogurt
and your son loves cocaine