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[–] 20730061? ago 

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

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[–] 20730243? ago 

You have two balls, one in your left cheek and one in your right.

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[–] 20730258? ago 

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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[–] 20730111? ago 

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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[–] 20730234? ago 

Speaking of opening one's mouth, how much nigger cock can you fit before choking?

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[–] 20730240? ago 

I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.

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[–] 20730121? ago 

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Q sent us.

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[–] 20730222? ago 

One wrong woman makes you.

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[–] 20730229? ago 

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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[–] 20730131? ago 

^^This guy is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the Neolithic cave paintings.

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[–] 20730137? ago 

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

The shills sent us.

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[–] 20730213? ago 

Your mom is such a whore that she had you so you could partake in the fun.

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[–] 20730220? ago 

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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[–] 20730146? ago 

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Pelosi sent us

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[–] 20730203? ago 

Your mom is so fat, her ass blocks you from getting out of her basement.

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[–] 20730209? ago 

Support bacteria - they're the only culture you have.