[–] 20730146? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Pelosi sent us
[–] 20730203? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Your mom is so fat, her ass blocks you from getting out of her basement.
[–] 20730209? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Support bacteria - they're the only culture you have.
[–] 20730137? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The shills sent us.
[–] 20730213? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Your mom is such a whore that she had you so you could partake in the fun.
[–] 20730220? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
[–] 20730131? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
^^This guy is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the Neolithic cave paintings.
[–] 20730121? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
Q sent us.
[–] 20730222? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
One wrong woman makes you.
[–] 20730229? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
[–] 20730111? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
[–] 20730234? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
Speaking of opening one's mouth, how much nigger cock can you fit before choking?
[–] 20730240? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
[–] 20730061? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
[–] 20730243? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
You have two balls, one in your left cheek and one in your right.
[–] 20730258? 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.2 years ago
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
[–] 20730146? ago
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Pelosi sent us
[–] 20730203? ago
Your mom is so fat, her ass blocks you from getting out of her basement.
[–] 20730209? ago
Support bacteria - they're the only culture you have.