[–] BeauDacious 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Holy fuck. How can that things lungs be able to continue functioning?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's as good a use for it as anything. There is no way its fingers are lean enough to type and there is certainly no way it has friends so the phone is just another object to be trapped in folds.
[–] BACKSTREET_BEETUS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Nah mate not built in, that ain't factory you have to go aftermarket for that
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It'll be dead soon.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When your body is out of places to store fat and it has to build UP from your shoulders...
[–] BurnWithFire ago
Damn, I didn't notice that. I wish I had traps that big, but toned, not a globulous blobulous.
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
HAN, MA BOOKI, KEEL-EE CALLEYA KU KAH HOOO HOOO HOOOOOOO.....