[–] [deleted] 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago 

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[–] rompele 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The only acceptable response.

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[–] Bastionof_freespeech 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is a section that says to touch its fupa. These disgusting blobs must've eaten themselves retarded if they think guys that aren't deranged pathetic losers with serious mental problems would ever want to have sex with them

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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Before fucking someone new, I feel the need to address I’m fat before we meet. My Bumble bio reads "honey with a tummy", my photo selection is multiple full body shots and still I always end up asking: “How long have you fancied fat girls?”

The answers vary from “never” to “it’s a preference” to “I never noticed”. The latter is the most insulting. I’m the size of the elephant in the room and you want to pretend that I don’t weigh double whatever you do? In reality, sometimes I’ll shag a fat fetishist to feel like a gorgeous goddess and the rest of the time I’m just making sure they’re not a fatphobe before I let them poke a finger in.

Wew lad this is comedy gold.

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You can never please a fat. If someone is so blind to weight that they didn't think about how fat and disgusting you are, you should have been happy. But no, it's always about attention, especially for women. It's like a black woman saying to a white man "how long have you fancied women of color?", and the white guy saying "I never noticed" and the black woman getting upset he didn't separate her by race. You know this has happened somewhere.

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[–] BurnWithFire ago 

It's litterally not possible to notice the color of someone's skin unless they are visually impaired. That what eyes do, bruh, they see shit.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami ago 

Brittany Venti

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That was one disgusting read, blergh...

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[–] ChaosCrusader ago 

I can’t imagine the stench.

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[–] 20680934? ago 

isnt latter only used when there is two choices not more than that?

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

  1. situated or occurring nearer to the end of something than to the beginning.

  2. denoting the second or second mentioned of two people or things.

Yes, I'm thinking when it's used with more than two items, it doesn't specifically refer to the very last item in the list.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/19407/can-latter-be-used-to-refer-to-the-last-of-a-list-of-names-that-is-more-than-2

There's a yes and a no answer, and the no sounds more convincing.

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[–] el_llama 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This article is a lie, it says nothing about using the broomstick.

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[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You called?

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[–] BroomstickLandWhales 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My username is relevant

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[–] Rialed 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

How to get it up would be the place to start talking about fucking a fat girl, followed by what to do about the disgust and self loathing about your own desperation.

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take 1 bottle of viagra. Then take one bottle of ciallis. Then look at pics of pretty women through the entire digusting ordeal.

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[–] StatusQuip 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Need a follow up on how to remove the smell too.

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It sure has quite a lot of rules for being the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel.

You give up part of your humanity when you become obese, therefore sex with a fat counts as bestiality.

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[–] registrationop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Grab my belly like it is a third titt"

No

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[–] offender 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's the udder

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

WTF?

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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The honking will continue until morale improves.

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think it will continue until the giant asteroid gets here and does its job.

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[–] TheStapler 5 points 6 points (+11|-5) ago  (edited ago)

Vice is owned by a certain lowest-common-denominator entertainment (Jewish) mega-producer you may have heard of, the Walt Disney Company. No reason to expect anything remotely factual from this outlet.

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[–] offender 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Not to mention the writer's nose...

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