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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Before fucking someone new, I feel the need to address I’m fat before we meet. My Bumble bio reads "honey with a tummy", my photo selection is multiple full body shots and still I always end up asking: “How long have you fancied fat girls?”

The answers vary from “never” to “it’s a preference” to “I never noticed”. The latter is the most insulting. I’m the size of the elephant in the room and you want to pretend that I don’t weigh double whatever you do? In reality, sometimes I’ll shag a fat fetishist to feel like a gorgeous goddess and the rest of the time I’m just making sure they’re not a fatphobe before I let them poke a finger in.

Wew lad this is comedy gold.

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You can never please a fat. If someone is so blind to weight that they didn't think about how fat and disgusting you are, you should have been happy. But no, it's always about attention, especially for women. It's like a black woman saying to a white man "how long have you fancied women of color?", and the white guy saying "I never noticed" and the black woman getting upset he didn't separate her by race. You know this has happened somewhere.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami ago 

Brittany Venti

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[–] BurnWithFire ago 

It's litterally not possible to notice the color of someone's skin unless they are visually impaired. That what eyes do, bruh, they see shit.

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That was one disgusting read, blergh...

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[–] 20680934? ago 

isnt latter only used when there is two choices not more than that?

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

  1. situated or occurring nearer to the end of something than to the beginning.

  2. denoting the second or second mentioned of two people or things.

Yes, I'm thinking when it's used with more than two items, it doesn't specifically refer to the very last item in the list.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/19407/can-latter-be-used-to-refer-to-the-last-of-a-list-of-names-that-is-more-than-2

There's a yes and a no answer, and the no sounds more convincing.

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[–] ChaosCrusader ago 

I can’t imagine the stench.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] rompele 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The only acceptable response.

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[–] Bastionof_freespeech 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is a section that says to touch its fupa. These disgusting blobs must've eaten themselves retarded if they think guys that aren't deranged pathetic losers with serious mental problems would ever want to have sex with them

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

WTF?

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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The honking will continue until morale improves.

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think it will continue until the giant asteroid gets here and does its job.

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[–] Rdj50 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Roll her in flour and attack the wet spots. Oh and slap her thighs hard and ride the wave back in.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

vomit

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

Is that you Kev?

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[–] derram ago 

https://unvis.it/https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/mbm7wx/how-to-have-sex-fat-girl-guide :

2019-09-18 | How to Have Sex With a Fat Girl - VICE

'The first few times I fucked as a fat girl, I exclusively wore my boyfriend’s Superman hoodie to hide my body. '

'In almost all the sex I’ve ever had, I’ve known what I want doing more than my partner does. '

'You’re deciding between “I’ve always wanted to fuck a fat girl” or “I prefer your curves to thin girls”. '

'But fucking a fat girl when you don’t know her, what she likes, or what she dislikes, is apparently a minefield for most people with slimmer frames. '

'You’re not special for wanting to fuck a fat girl. '


This has been an automated message.

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[–] Damond 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, just thinking about it is gross! 🤢 I don’t wanna approach it, let alone touch its nasty moldy rolls.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

How to get it up would be the place to start talking about fucking a fat girl, followed by what to do about the disgust and self loathing about your own desperation.

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[–] StatusQuip 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Need a follow up on how to remove the smell too.

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take 1 bottle of viagra. Then take one bottle of ciallis. Then look at pics of pretty women through the entire digusting ordeal.

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[–] TheStapler 5 points 6 points (+11|-5) ago  (edited ago)

Vice is owned by a certain lowest-common-denominator entertainment (Jewish) mega-producer you may have heard of, the Walt Disney Company. No reason to expect anything remotely factual from this outlet.

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[–] offender 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Not to mention the writer's nose...

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