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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Before fucking someone new, I feel the need to address I’m fat before we meet. My Bumble bio reads "honey with a tummy", my photo selection is multiple full body shots and still I always end up asking: “How long have you fancied fat girls?”

The answers vary from “never” to “it’s a preference” to “I never noticed”. The latter is the most insulting. I’m the size of the elephant in the room and you want to pretend that I don’t weigh double whatever you do? In reality, sometimes I’ll shag a fat fetishist to feel like a gorgeous goddess and the rest of the time I’m just making sure they’re not a fatphobe before I let them poke a finger in.

Wew lad this is comedy gold.

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[–] ChaosCrusader ago 

I can’t imagine the stench.

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[–] 20680934? ago 

isnt latter only used when there is two choices not more than that?

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

  1. situated or occurring nearer to the end of something than to the beginning.

  2. denoting the second or second mentioned of two people or things.

Yes, I'm thinking when it's used with more than two items, it doesn't specifically refer to the very last item in the list.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/19407/can-latter-be-used-to-refer-to-the-last-of-a-list-of-names-that-is-more-than-2

There's a yes and a no answer, and the no sounds more convincing.

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That was one disgusting read, blergh...

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You can never please a fat. If someone is so blind to weight that they didn't think about how fat and disgusting you are, you should have been happy. But no, it's always about attention, especially for women. It's like a black woman saying to a white man "how long have you fancied women of color?", and the white guy saying "I never noticed" and the black woman getting upset he didn't separate her by race. You know this has happened somewhere.

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[–] BurnWithFire ago 

It's litterally not possible to notice the color of someone's skin unless they are visually impaired. That what eyes do, bruh, they see shit.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami ago 

Brittany Venti

[–] [deleted] 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago 

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[–] Bastionof_freespeech 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is a section that says to touch its fupa. These disgusting blobs must've eaten themselves retarded if they think guys that aren't deranged pathetic losers with serious mental problems would ever want to have sex with them

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[–] rompele 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The only acceptable response.