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[–] MatthewMarkLuke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I missed the part where she states she's going into a convent

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[–] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This article would be hilarious if it made you question your life choices and what led to you being forced to fuck that fat girl. It should really act like there was a gun pointed to your head, and if it didn't happen, you'd be killed, or worse, have an unflattering picture of you posted to the internet with the caption that you "aren't a body positive non fat shamer."

Seriously, I put effort into the way that I look so I can AVOID fat girls.

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[–] TheStapler 5 points 6 points (+11|-5) ago  (edited ago)

Vice is owned by a certain lowest-common-denominator entertainment (Jewish) mega-producer you may have heard of, the Walt Disney Company. No reason to expect anything remotely factual from this outlet.

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[–] offender 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Not to mention the writer's nose...

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[–] Rialed 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

How to get it up would be the place to start talking about fucking a fat girl, followed by what to do about the disgust and self loathing about your own desperation.

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take 1 bottle of viagra. Then take one bottle of ciallis. Then look at pics of pretty women through the entire digusting ordeal.

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[–] StatusQuip 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Need a follow up on how to remove the smell too.

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[–] Damond 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, just thinking about it is gross! 🤢 I don’t wanna approach it, let alone touch its nasty moldy rolls.

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[–] derram ago 

https://unvis.it/https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/mbm7wx/how-to-have-sex-fat-girl-guide :

2019-09-18 | How to Have Sex With a Fat Girl - VICE

'The first few times I fucked as a fat girl, I exclusively wore my boyfriend’s Superman hoodie to hide my body. '

'In almost all the sex I’ve ever had, I’ve known what I want doing more than my partner does. '

'You’re deciding between “I’ve always wanted to fuck a fat girl” or “I prefer your curves to thin girls”. '

'But fucking a fat girl when you don’t know her, what she likes, or what she dislikes, is apparently a minefield for most people with slimmer frames. '

'You’re not special for wanting to fuck a fat girl. '


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[–] Rdj50 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Roll her in flour and attack the wet spots. Oh and slap her thighs hard and ride the wave back in.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

Is that you Kev?

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

vomit

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

WTF?

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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The honking will continue until morale improves.

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think it will continue until the giant asteroid gets here and does its job.

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