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[–] Palindromedan 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If your bed is a flimsy piece of shite, lets shag on the floor.

Ye Gods, I don’t even know what to say. So fat you shatter a metal bed frame and destroy mattress springs.

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[–] BurnWithFire 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I think you mean "egads".

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[–] TheStapler 5 points 6 points (+11|-5) ago  (edited ago)

Vice is owned by a certain lowest-common-denominator entertainment (Jewish) mega-producer you may have heard of, the Walt Disney Company. No reason to expect anything remotely factual from this outlet.

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[–] offender 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Not to mention the writer's nose...

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[–] Rdj50 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Roll her in flour and attack the wet spots. Oh and slap her thighs hard and ride the wave back in.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

Is that you Kev?

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

vomit

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[–] registrationop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Grab my belly like it is a third titt"

No

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[–] offender 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's the udder

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

WTF?

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[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The honking will continue until morale improves.

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[–] Anon331717 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think it will continue until the giant asteroid gets here and does its job.

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It sure has quite a lot of rules for being the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel.

You give up part of your humanity when you become obese, therefore sex with a fat counts as bestiality.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

How to get it up would be the place to start talking about fucking a fat girl, followed by what to do about the disgust and self loathing about your own desperation.

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take 1 bottle of viagra. Then take one bottle of ciallis. Then look at pics of pretty women through the entire digusting ordeal.

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[–] StatusQuip 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Need a follow up on how to remove the smell too.

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[–] el_llama 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This article is a lie, it says nothing about using the broomstick.

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[–] BroomstickLandWhales 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My username is relevant

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[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You called?

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