[–] tinycicada 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That poor tarp is barely holding in the obeast's massive udders, yet the total fabric could STILL probably make me 4 or 5 human-sized shirts...
[–] applebottombees 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not that you would want shirts made from obeast tarps. You'll never be able to wash out the stench of sweat and desperation
1/5 Stars
Car was filthier after "wash" than before. Headrest appeared to have bite taken out of it after service.
Would not use this service again.
[–] Pig_wrangler ago
I had a similar experience once. I once had a bear come rub against the bus I was on in Alaska.
[–] Reclaimer117 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I didn't know that GAP had started selling denim thongs for blubber goblins now.