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[–] Far2Long2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wine, Barbara - again?

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[–] Maroonsaint ago 

I like the self checkouts cause there’s some things people don’t know about and if too many people find out they’ll ruin it and be made illegal

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[–] 1anddone ago 

Do share. We’re practically family here on voat

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[–] matthew-- 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When I had this job, we were expected to talk to customers. Some people did, some didn't. Thing is, around 30 minutes into my shift, I'd be so damn bored that I'd make conversation just because it was something to do while scanning groceries.

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[–] Korinthian 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In your honor, next time I go to a grocery story I'll go into my spiel about how "death is critical to the definition of humanity, thus any immortals are exempt from human rights violations"

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[–] SimonWest 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You sound like you'd be fun at.. No, wait, you don't!

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[–] matthew-- ago 

That sounds horrible, but considering that I'd entertain (talk to) actual crazy people that would come in at 11pm on a Tuesday night, and were probably on some kind of drugs or other, I'd probably discuss that with you too. Just don't place open cans of fish/pet food on my register and we'd be friends.

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[–] PsiloTheWolf ago 

I hate that shit. Im not your friend, nor do i want to be. Shut the fuck up and ring up my purchase.

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[–] Moln0014 ago 

I waiting to see if one of these things will ask for my phone number.

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[–] ISlooshyYou ago 

Are you sure you want all of those sodas and chocolate covered Twinkies fat ass?

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[–] G0P2 ago 

One day I purchased all of the ingredients for ambrosia without knowing it or what ambrosia was but thanks to the nosing cashier proclaiming ambrosia I now know of it. ambrosia

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[–] Totally-Not-A-Troll 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

[ Parody ] Self checkout makes stupid comments about your purchases.

[ Reality ] Self checkout data mines your entire purchase history and suggest complementary items that you would like. Will never shut up.

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