[–] Maroonsaint ago
I like the self checkouts cause there’s some things people don’t know about and if too many people find out they’ll ruin it and be made illegal
[–] Korinthian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
In your honor, next time I go to a grocery story I'll go into my spiel about how "death is critical to the definition of humanity, thus any immortals are exempt from human rights violations"
That sounds horrible, but considering that I'd entertain (talk to) actual crazy people that would come in at 11pm on a Tuesday night, and were probably on some kind of drugs or other, I'd probably discuss that with you too. Just don't place open cans of fish/pet food on my register and we'd be friends.
[–] PsiloTheWolf ago
I hate that shit. Im not your friend, nor do i want to be. Shut the fuck up and ring up my purchase.
[–] ISlooshyYou ago
Are you sure you want all of those sodas and chocolate covered Twinkies fat ass?
[–] Totally-Not-A-Troll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[ Parody ] Self checkout makes stupid comments about your purchases.
[ Reality ] Self checkout data mines your entire purchase history and suggest complementary items that you would like. Will never shut up.
[–] Far2Long2 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wine, Barbara - again?