This whole culture of "I hope this person doesn't talk to me" is the gayest thing I've ever seen. All these faggots going on about how they don't want to talk to their Uber driver or retail person is just pure retardation. How can people complain about phones then find this funny.
Also I've never had a cashier be the first to discuss what I'm buying. Pretty sure they are not allowed to do that because it could scare away customers.
[–] Totally-Not-A-Troll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[ Parody ] Self checkout makes stupid comments about your purchases.
[ Reality ] Self checkout data mines your entire purchase history and suggest complementary items that you would like. Will never shut up.
[–] ISlooshyYou ago
Are you sure you want all of those sodas and chocolate covered Twinkies fat ass?
[–] PsiloTheWolf ago
I hate that shit. Im not your friend, nor do i want to be. Shut the fuck up and ring up my purchase.
[–] anamazonslittle ago
And it keeps repeating it until you give a polite chuckle and nod, just like "unknown item in bagging area"