[–] carlip 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
A human cant fill a boat with poop. If the human fits in the boat then by default all the shit they could possibly have is already in the boat as well. Sure they might get some shit on them, but never going to fill a volume that a human fits into.
[–] andrew_jackson 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
That's because OP is faggot and forgot to mention that they force feed you a mixture of milk and honey, also known to cause digestion problems at those amounts and to attract files and wasps.
[–] Anti-Stupid 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
That is literally mentioned in the first panel...
[–] Diggernicks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This sounds like something an autistic wannabe tough guy with entirely too much free time would do.
Just cut them with a sword or shoot them with an arrow.
[–] Lagmonster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Rats, metal bucket, blowtorch...
Or I'd hack their social media and post 9/11 was a Israeli funded attack.
[–] AdmiralEnchilada ago
Brutal. But not really. Its kind of just leaving someone to die.
If you could do the blood eagle really well, you could probably keep them alive for at least 10 minutes
[–] fuie8483djejx73 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
meaningless torture is jewish, it depends on you reveling in other’s suffering. Just hang them or shoot them, we’re not animals, and it’s more efficient.
[–] KILLtheRATS ago
Fuck you. Whites are who we are because we tortured and killed evil. BRING ON THE BRAZEN BULL
[–] drakesdoom2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My favorite.