[–] carlip 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
A human cant fill a boat with poop. If the human fits in the boat then by default all the shit they could possibly have is already in the boat as well. Sure they might get some shit on them, but never going to fill a volume that a human fits into.
[–] andrew_jackson 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
That's because OP is faggot and forgot to mention that they force feed you a mixture of milk and honey, also known to cause digestion problems at those amounts and to attract files and wasps.
[–] Anti-Stupid 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
That is literally mentioned in the first panel...
[–] Diggernicks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This sounds like something an autistic wannabe tough guy with entirely too much free time would do.
Just cut them with a sword or shoot them with an arrow.
[–] Krotik [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What if he raped and murdered your pre teen daughter?
[–] Plavonica ago (edited ago)
Blood eagle or brazen bull if I've got the resources.
[–] Negro_Nazi ago
What if she was a slut?
[–] Lagmonster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Rats, metal bucket, blowtorch...
Or I'd hack their social media and post 9/11 was a Israeli funded attack.