[–] BakedMofoBread 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Man, FOXHOUND has gone downhill...
[–] ScannerDarkly ago
I think his torso is on backwards. He landed on his ass, which helped to soften the fall.
[–] newoldwave 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This guy was a record setter. Dumbest, ugliest, fattest moron criminal.
[–] Wowbagger 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Why does he go sprawling onto the pavement afterward?
[–] con77 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
tripped over parking bump
[–] Wowbagger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
yes but... what was he running from?
[–] Splooge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There might've been a special sensor that detects the sound of glass breaking. When it was activated, it set off an audible alarm, so the fatass panicked.