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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Okay, you can reach, but there is also the depth issue. On a normal person, the butt cheeks aren't so deep that you need to bury half your arm in them to reach your butthole. The toilet paper is good to protect a normal person's fingers from poop because their butt is only fingers deep, but you need protection for that half an arm. You would need to wrap your arm like a mummy, or use some kind of Hazmat suit, before you could approach adequate protection.

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[–] Runway22L 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

You now own the internet! That's hands down the funniest comment I've ever read! Sheeeeiiit.

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[–] mmmmdonuts [S] 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

ew

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[–] Runway22L 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I've never known of anyone who needed to grab the other cheek just to get enough leverage to wipe their arse.

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[–] Hippie_Housewife 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Imagine being so devoid of taste and self-respect that you would act this out, film it, and then put it on the internet for people to see.

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Such a classy lady.

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Nope that's one link that's gonna stay grey

[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

You poor shit lord, here's some sexy Slavic shuffling eyebleach

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's not an ass, that's a tumor.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

(Do you think it realizes that normal thin people don't have to reach around behind ourselves and pull one cheek to the side to wipe our behinds? That we can go straight through the legs for the whole business?)

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Damnit Donuts, you owe me some eye bleach! :P

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[–] Runway22L 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I'd second that.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

@Hey_Sunshine's posted some upthread.

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[–] mmmmdonuts [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Sorry I'm a day late, but here ya go!

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I watched all 10 minutes of it. Thank you <3

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈😂🔫

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