[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Nope that's one link that's gonna stay grey
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] Hey_Sunshine 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
You poor shit lord, here's some sexy Slavic shuffling eyebleach
[–] Hippie_Housewife 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Imagine being so devoid of taste and self-respect that you would act this out, film it, and then put it on the internet for people to see.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Okay, you can reach, but there is also the depth issue. On a normal person, the butt cheeks aren't so deep that you need to bury half your arm in them to reach your butthole. The toilet paper is good to protect a normal person's fingers from poop because their butt is only fingers deep, but you need protection for that half an arm. You would need to wrap your arm like a mummy, or use some kind of Hazmat suit, before you could approach adequate protection.
[–] mmmmdonuts [S] 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
ew
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That's not an ass, that's a tumor.