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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hahahahaha!

As soon as Kinnect came out every fucking intelligent gamer said this is a spying device and they're going to listen to everything you say and record you on video without your permission and Microsoft cried about how that was a lie that would never happen.

Well now its a fuckin a toad aso.

I'm legitimately laughing as I read this article. Retards!

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[–] VOALTRON 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Big Brother says Big Brother is just a conspiracy theory.

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[–] Planetoftheclown 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You've got a smartphone, right?

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[–] boomersarecylons 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is there a wiretapping class action yet?

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[–] stealer05172 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The government wants to listen too, so any case would be rigged from the start.

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[–] Nosfewratsjews 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cortana does the same thing to every Windows 10 system.

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[–] version7 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh whoops. Did not see that coming. I mean they've been so awesome with windows why wouldn't you trust them with you gaming sys?

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[–] phoenix883 ago 

Let's enter the government to obtain those recordings to investigate severe crimes only. (Step 1)

Use the intentionally loose definition of "terrorism" to encompass all sorts of political activity outside of the two sanctioned parties. (Step 2)

Prosecute the first few offenders that talked about lynchings in their messenger circles. (Step 3)

Enrage regular decent human beings far enough so they often talk about lynchings in their messenger circles. (Step 4)

Arrest anyone at will with all the evidence being a text message. (Step 5)

Actual terrorism will crop up at that point, now that all peaceful methods have been exhausted, prohibited or shown to not produce a significant effect. (Step 6)

Rule with an iron fist to "to protect the innocent" forever. (Step 7, until the revolution or the bankruptcy comes)

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[–] Damnpasswords ago 

"Did you used to"

Some chimp was paid to write that, and some woman was paid to edit it

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[–] squidicuz ago 

I am shocked. Totally shocked and surprised. How could they?!? /s

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[–] rusnoob1 ago  (edited ago)

Microsoft got "listening to customers and their needs" to the whole new level.

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