[–] FattestConsequence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's right. She's just as pretty as a big heaping pile of shit. Can't argue with her on that point.
[–] DerAngriff 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
MFW your thigh high slit skirt comes out as a horizontal line.
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dear Electric Larderella ,
Space cadet not princess, meaning someone who is completely disconnected from reality and insane in one's membrane.
It has more hashtags than hash browns
[–] HamAversion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
oh yes, she wouldnt be caught dead wasting energy, um
wait, no. She is a stockpile of energy, which upon her death will be wholly wasted.
[–] Getoutandvoat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At least we are all in agreement that she looks like shit.
[–] SideOfFries 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
She’s not trying to make herself seem thinner/prettier in her photos, and yet there she is, using a filter.
Not that it works since you can still clearly see how gross she is, but still lmao
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Don’t worry. You do look fat in your pictures. Your friends need to go to Specsavers.
[–] life_is_earnest 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Nah, I'm past that stage in my life"
You mean, the stage where it's acceptable to be a chubby baby, or the part where you had the possibility of health and control over your life?
Trick question - both are true.