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[–] life_is_earnest 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Nah, I'm past that stage in my life"

You mean, the stage where it's acceptable to be a chubby baby, or the part where you had the possibility of health and control over your life?

Trick question - both are true.

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[–] FattestConsequence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She's right. She's just as pretty as a big heaping pile of shit. Can't argue with her on that point.

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[–] DerAngriff 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

MFW your thigh high slit skirt comes out as a horizontal line.

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[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dear Electric Larderella ,

Space cadet not princess, meaning someone who is completely disconnected from reality and insane in one's membrane.

It has more hashtags than hash browns

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[–] HamAversion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

oh yes, she wouldnt be caught dead wasting energy, um

wait, no. She is a stockpile of energy, which upon her death will be wholly wasted.

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[–] Getoutandvoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At least we are all in agreement that she looks like shit.

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[–] SideOfFries 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She’s not trying to make herself seem thinner/prettier in her photos, and yet there she is, using a filter.

Not that it works since you can still clearly see how gross she is, but still lmao

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don’t worry. You do look fat in your pictures. Your friends need to go to Specsavers.

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