[–] generic--username 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Short =/= small. Also I have that dress, going to wear it today as an extra reminder of how great it is to not be a fat ass.
[–] CherryLime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Stupid motherfuckers are ruining the whole galaxy and star patterns. I love astronomy so of course I want to wear galaxy etc things. If I do, I must look like I’m being “trendy” or “cheesy” because of these FAT FUCKS RUINING IT.
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Smol couldn't possibly mean small here, it must be some kind of acronym
[–] ridsloth 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Smelly Mound of Lard
Sagging Malodorous Obscene Layabout
Stores Meals on Lumps
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good ones! Also: (sm)elly, (o)bese, and (l)ethargic.