[–] TradRight14 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Snake diet, just stop eating fatty.
[–] Deathstalker ago
There are some effects of osmosis on lipolysis and fasting but I'm not sure if this proves that the snake diet is good or bad. Have a look it's pretty complicated.
It's just a troll winding you all up. An alt of my10thaccount.
[–] DintDoNothin [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Yeah ok. That's probably your alt. Help or fuck off.
[–] 13445123751 ago
Orange juice has more sugar ounce for ounce than regular Coke.
Apart from that, am I understanding correctly that you eat a 12" pizza everyday?! But... why? Weightloss is just as simple as eating less calories than you burn everyday for a long time so it's absolutely possible to do it on a pizza diet IF YOU COUNT YOUR CALORIES but you're really not helping yourself here.
It would be much more easy for you to lose weight if you ate filling foods like chicken, vegetables, brown rice, steak, etc... Pizza is mostly fat and carb. The nutrients you're going to get from that are very low compared to a more healthy meal with the same amount of calories. It's ok to eat pizza once of twice a month but it really sounds like you have a serious problem right now and cutting out the source would be the easiest solution. How about you go on a pizza detox for a month and see how you feel?
[–] DintDoNothin [S] ago
I eat two 12" pizzas per day as my main meals. I poured out my oj too.
[–] 13445123751 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why do you feel the need to eat two 12" pizzas a day?
Are you aware how many calories are in two 12" pizzas? I obviously don't know what kind you're eating but something pretty common (at least where I live) like Delissio's pepperoni pizza has 1140 kcal in it. Two of these a day means you're eating 2280 kcal of fat and carbs. That is fucking retarded man.
But it gets worse. You say these are your 'main meals'. Does that mean you're having another meal and/or snacking on top of that? You're probably eating more than 3000 calories everyday. Unless you're a semi-pro athlete working part time in a coal mine, that is way too much.
How can you even think this is a sensible diet?
[–] nomadriders ago (edited ago)
Call a gym and ask if they have a personal trainer available. If so, schedule an appointment with them. They will come up with your meal and exercise plan to get you where you want to be, then only you can make it happen from there.
Remember it's a science and if you do what they say then you will lose the fat in the same way that I know if I drop a glass it will fall to the ground. Trying to take short cuts and doing things like asking on the internet for advice is just you lying to yourself.
[–] DintDoNothin [S] ago
I don't have money for that unfortunately
[–] nomadriders ago
Look for "Scooby" and try to follow his plans then. He's the only source I know of that doesn't lie to sell protein shakes etc.
[–] [deleted] ago
Do you dunk your pizza slices in your oj?
[–] DintDoNothin [S] 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
No. I dip them in ketchup though.
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
CICO. It's so simple, dude.
[–] DintDoNothin [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
?
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
CICO. CICO, CICO, CICO. A child could grasp it. Do I need to Google it for you? Calories in vs calories out. Consume fewer than you burn.