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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

She is not a hobbit! She is sexy, and womanly, she smokes a pipe and she can blow those big rings everywhere...Hold on.

Okay, that is NOT a hobbit pipe, for your information, it is a personal oral humidifier, to keep all the wrinkles around her mouth from showing. So ha ha, all you haters, HA!

(Bitch, why you ain't a hobbit again?)

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I imagine that the weight of all the lard slowly crushes them. Like slowly stepping on a can.

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[–] deathsquad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hobbits never wore shoes and they never got that fat despite being much shorter, probably due to their naturalistic lifestyle and avoidance of modernity (Hobbits were a projection of Tolkien's own contempt for industrialisation).

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[–] AngryAlmond 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So sick of short fatties. I swear, whenever I go out, I'm one of the few 4'10-4'11 females who isn't a total blimpoid.

If you're short, you should focus even harder on staying slim, because guess what? When you are less than an inch away from being legally considered a dwarf, being a barge is going to bring out your odd proportions (short limbs, etc..) from the unusual shortness, and multiply them by ten. It is the difference between looking like a tiny packet of leaness, or bearing a striking resemblance to a circus freak.

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[–] Hamhater1991 ago 

Burger borgs look even more ridiculous in heels

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[–] rompele ago 

Because when you’re short and you get fat, this is what happens.

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[–] ayybrah ago 

lmao

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

All I can think of is the oompa loompa song for Augustus Gloop.

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