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[–] Hamhater1991 ago 

Burger borgs look even more ridiculous in heels

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

All I can think of is the oompa loompa song for Augustus Gloop.

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[–] FattestConsequence ago 

A fat shelf on its SHIN. Just... goddamn.

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[–] rompele ago 

Because when you’re short and you get fat, this is what happens.

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[–] ayybrah ago 

lmao

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's the weird angles at which they photograph themselves to try and look thinner, it messes with the proportions

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[–] AngryAlmond 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So sick of short fatties. I swear, whenever I go out, I'm one of the few 4'10-4'11 females who isn't a total blimpoid.

If you're short, you should focus even harder on staying slim, because guess what? When you are less than an inch away from being legally considered a dwarf, being a barge is going to bring out your odd proportions (short limbs, etc..) from the unusual shortness, and multiply them by ten. It is the difference between looking like a tiny packet of leaness, or bearing a striking resemblance to a circus freak.

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[–] deathsquad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hobbits never wore shoes and they never got that fat despite being much shorter, probably due to their naturalistic lifestyle and avoidance of modernity (Hobbits were a projection of Tolkien's own contempt for industrialisation).

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