[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She is not a hobbit! She is sexy, and womanly, she smokes a pipe and she can blow those big rings everywhere...Hold on.
Okay, that is NOT a hobbit pipe, for your information, it is a personal oral humidifier, to keep all the wrinkles around her mouth from showing. So ha ha, all you haters, HA!
(Bitch, why you ain't a hobbit again?)
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I imagine that the weight of all the lard slowly crushes them. Like slowly stepping on a can.