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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I imagine that the weight of all the lard slowly crushes them. Like slowly stepping on a can.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

She is not a hobbit! She is sexy, and womanly, she smokes a pipe and she can blow those big rings everywhere...Hold on.

Okay, that is NOT a hobbit pipe, for your information, it is a personal oral humidifier, to keep all the wrinkles around her mouth from showing. So ha ha, all you haters, HA!

(Bitch, why you ain't a hobbit again?)