[–] CherryLime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those tree trunk thighs easily can be three times my waist. Damn.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm trying to figure out if a weird camera lens is involved in this... It's not computing.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Those legs are extremely unfortunate......as is the rest of the body.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Everything else--the hideous body, that porcine face, those legs that defy humanity and decency--why would you make a point of showing off an outfit that boring and unattractive?
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hello lymphedema! Also what disturbs me is that their shins actually fucking jiggle too!
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It should find out if they're casting for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Right color and shape, they can just CG it to be 60 feet tall and a charming marshmallow monster instead of a terrifying one.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can't pee at all and I retain water like a fucking balloon, and I still am super fit looking. WTF.