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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My sister got told she would have to lose weight to safely have a kid.

So she started CrossFit.

Now I have a beautiful niece.

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[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's good! Not being overweight is obviously ideal for pregnancy, but exercise is good for the baby. They end up so much smarter. It helps oxygen get to their brain.

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But there's no room for the baby. O:

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[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not necessarily thin privledge. Until the end of the 6th month some people didn't believe I was pregnant bc I was so small. I tried to go as long as I could without having coworkers know, they found out cuz I told 1 person. If I hadn't blabbed they never would've found out. Many of them gained so much weight when we started there that they would have looked full term pregnant before I did.

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[–] MeanMexican 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's even more hilarious than that, some show up at the emergency rooms for abdominal pain or what not and results they are going into labor

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[–] HateCumbuckets [S] ago 

It's these stories I thought of. I always wondered how that happened. Now I have seen how, first hand.

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[–] ETres 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuggin' great post, OP! I love the actual-life posts on FPH.

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[–] flashrucker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My co-workers wife has lost 25 lbs in the first 15 weeks of pregnancy...

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[–] CorBlimey ago 

I was the same, the first 12 weeks of pregnancy I could barely eat due to nausea and morning sickness

I gained 11 pounds through the whole pregnancy, and my daughter was 7 pounds. I think obeasts see it as an excuse to go even more gluttonous because they're "eating for 2 teeeeheeee"

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[–] flashrucker ago 

The eating for 2 excuse was my sister in law. She still looks pregnant 2 years after having the baby.

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[–] HeyFattyBoomBoom 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Ha! There was a massive one that worked with me that had a kid a few months before I had mine. She used to waddle around holding her gut trying to mimic the way women cradle their bump, but she looked no different to usual at all! I loved showing her up by zipping around the place, full of energy with my actual bump all out in front. She tried to talk to me about pregnant stuff; so tired, so hungry, sent my husband out for McDonalds at midnight teehee, etc. Could not relate at all and I told her so.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's hilarious, are they just so fast that a seven or eight pound baby doesn't even make a dent?

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[–] TradRight14 ago 

Lol because of their gestational diabetes, it’s a 10lb baby, and an extra 10lbs of placenta and amneotic fluid.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Yes. You couldn't even tell when my landwhale sister was pregnant when she was NINE months along.

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[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

An old neighbour, 10 yrs on still blaming baby weight. Had it's fupa surgically removed eventually.

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[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Performed by a Fupa removal specialist.

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[–] Halalpork 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha that must've took a shot at it's poor lil self esteem.

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[–] chalma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What I get a kick out of is after they have the baby they always blame the pregnancy later on in life, as if they were skinnie minnies before

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[–] Deathbybetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think this is a job requirement where I work. If you get pregnant, you must already be fat so nobody can tell you're pregnant. That way nobody suspects you will be going out on extended leave and they'll get stuck covering your work.

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