[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not necessarily thin privledge. Until the end of the 6th month some people didn't believe I was pregnant bc I was so small. I tried to go as long as I could without having coworkers know, they found out cuz I told 1 person. If I hadn't blabbed they never would've found out. Many of them gained so much weight when we started there that they would have looked full term pregnant before I did.
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's even more hilarious than that, some show up at the emergency rooms for abdominal pain or what not and results they are going into labor
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] ago
It's these stories I thought of. I always wondered how that happened. Now I have seen how, first hand.
[–] flashrucker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My co-workers wife has lost 25 lbs in the first 15 weeks of pregnancy...
I was the same, the first 12 weeks of pregnancy I could barely eat due to nausea and morning sickness
I gained 11 pounds through the whole pregnancy, and my daughter was 7 pounds. I think obeasts see it as an excuse to go even more gluttonous because they're "eating for 2 teeeeheeee"
[–] flashrucker ago
The eating for 2 excuse was my sister in law. She still looks pregnant 2 years after having the baby.
[–] HeyFattyBoomBoom 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
Ha! There was a massive one that worked with me that had a kid a few months before I had mine. She used to waddle around holding her gut trying to mimic the way women cradle their bump, but she looked no different to usual at all! I loved showing her up by zipping around the place, full of energy with my actual bump all out in front. She tried to talk to me about pregnant stuff; so tired, so hungry, sent my husband out for McDonalds at midnight teehee, etc. Could not relate at all and I told her so.
[–] TradRight14 ago
Lol because of their gestational diabetes, it’s a 10lb baby, and an extra 10lbs of placenta and amneotic fluid.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Yes. You couldn't even tell when my landwhale sister was pregnant when she was NINE months along.
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
An old neighbour, 10 yrs on still blaming baby weight. Had it's fupa surgically removed eventually.
[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Performed by a Fupa removal specialist.
[–] Deathbybetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I think this is a job requirement where I work. If you get pregnant, you must already be fat so nobody can tell you're pregnant. That way nobody suspects you will be going out on extended leave and they'll get stuck covering your work.
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
My sister got told she would have to lose weight to safely have a kid.
So she started CrossFit.
Now I have a beautiful niece.
[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's good! Not being overweight is obviously ideal for pregnancy, but exercise is good for the baby. They end up so much smarter. It helps oxygen get to their brain.
[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But there's no room for the baby. O: