[–] crayolabitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
High school field hockey tryouts. I was thinking Hamcoach looked a little taller than she did round (for once) only for Hamcoach to reveal she was 5+ months pregnant.
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm so sorry to do this to you. You just happened to comment as I was thinking about it. I had the worst realisation today. It means somebody fucked it. I am struggling with this.
[–] Bladedancer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This one fat I work with was bragging about not knowing she was pregnant until she was 6 months in. What the actual fuck.
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That eating for 2 used to be a joke, and now the whales eat it literally. I wonder how they'd react to someone getting pregnant and only craving fruit and yogurt?
[–] Gitinmahbelleh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
LOL I've seen this twice, two different cows came home with calves and myself and the rest of the staff were SHOCKED. We had no idea about either of them.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You have probably seen it yourself a lot and never noticed.
[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not necessarily thin privledge. Until the end of the 6th month some people didn't believe I was pregnant bc I was so small. I tried to go as long as I could without having coworkers know, they found out cuz I told 1 person. If I hadn't blabbed they never would've found out. Many of them gained so much weight when we started there that they would have looked full term pregnant before I did.
[–] Hamantha 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I’m currently 35 weeks pregnant with my first, and there has been a huge boom in pregnancies in my town/circle of people I know.
I am the ONLY one who is actually showing. I literally look like my normal fit self with a basketball strapped to my front. These other cows are either as far along as me or even farther along, and other than the slightly fatter than usual cankles, you absolutely cannot tell they are pregnant or see a pregnant belly under all the blubber.
Honestly makes me sad for the fetus, being suffocated under all that fat. They claim the baby has “more room” compared to me, which is complete bullshit. If it were up to me, I’d call CPS on all of them for attempted murder on their unborn fetuses. Nah probably shouldn’t go that far, but if they fatten up their kids I see it as child abuse