[–] skinny4life 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When I first looked at the title I misread 'thunder thighs' as 'tumblr thighs'.
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Holy shit. It's thigh (singular!) is bigger than even the widest part of me!!
I could use one leg of those jeans as a fucking sleeping bag and have plenty of space to move around.
[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She will probably blog about how he took up all the space manspreading by having his legs 3 inches apart when the ham gets home.
[–] eyeballfrog ago
He knows her vision is based on movement, and thus he must stay perfectly still or risk being devoured.