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[–] eyeballfrog ago 

He knows her vision is based on movement, and thus he must stay perfectly still or risk being devoured.

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[–] skinny4life 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When I first looked at the title I misread 'thunder thighs' as 'tumblr thighs'.

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[–] EvilCookie [S] ago 

Hah! Pretty much the same thing

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[–] KJinni ago 

Aaaaand I'm adding that one to my vocabulary. Thank you for this.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit. It's thigh (singular!) is bigger than even the widest part of me!!

I could use one leg of those jeans as a fucking sleeping bag and have plenty of space to move around.

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[–] blue5car ago 

Not 1, Not 2, but 3 fit, swole Asian chicks could fit in the space IT takes to contain IT'S Mayo Thighs

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[–] kyro5411 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ham-spreading.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That poor guy looks scared.

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[–] the_spectre ago 

Those have got to be bigger than a fucking elephant's leg.

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[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She will probably blog about how he took up all the space manspreading by having his legs 3 inches apart when the ham gets home.

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