[–] StarlordOfAfrica 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He's just bracing himself for when the floor caves in.
[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She will probably blog about how he took up all the space manspreading by having his legs 3 inches apart when the ham gets home.
[–] skinny4life 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When I first looked at the title I misread 'thunder thighs' as 'tumblr thighs'.
[–] BingoButts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I really hope that's not his gender-indeterminate parent.
[–] billie-jean ago
Unfortunately I'm like, really sure that's hits birth mother. Their faces are the same. Poor kid...
[–] kiisfm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
America already scares him