[–] 19881294? 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Almost. In reality every girl that uses that line in online dating has a fucking half breed child they're trying to cuck you into raising because they only want a white male for the financial stability. They'll continue fucking Lamar.
At her best you get a bj on your birthday, with less teeth this time.
[–] Gigglestick 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Implying that every girl only wants a white guy for money, not the better sex or hearing "aww shiit" every third second.
[–] HeebyKneegrow 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This was funny ten years ago
[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Poorly drawn caricature = attractive
[–] Approved 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
2019.
No visible muffintop, no visible love handles, no visible fupa, no facial deformity, within normal BMI = more attractive than 99% of women who use the line in question on social media.
EDIT: Oh yeah, she's also not wearing stained sweatpants, a croptop, doesn't have half her fucking head shaved, doesn't have more metal than a hardware store imbedded in her face/nostrils/eyebrows/tongue, and didn't take her profile picture with her two half-black sons.
So this would be the top .001% of women on "dating" apps in 2019.
[–] carlip 1 point 28 points 29 points (+29|-1) ago
That's not her worst. She is the type that will take a condom out of the trash to get pregnant from your discarded semen then report that you raped her. She will try to get imprisoned but she will keep the baby in order to torment your for the next 18 years.
[–] TheDonaldTrump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dear Zachary has this plot,only worse.
[–] frankenmine 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Elements of it are news items I remember reading. So, yes, all of it happened, but maybe not all at once.
[–] celestial-skylord 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
I think girls are sexy as all hell and would like to date but I feel it would be a complete detriment to my life. Like sure fucking and company are nice but not really essential and I have shit to do. There needs to be more there like making a family or something but then again if you've met women in 2019, they're fucking insane. It would be suicide to marry one.
[–] 14WordsToFreedom 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Your ancestors went to fucking war to find a wife, where they could get their arms cut off and die from gangrene. Man the fuck up - face the risk, perform your task with all your wits and bravery. You only have to fine ONE.
[–] mostlyfriendly 2 points 10 points 12 points (+12|-2) ago
Happily married old fart here. My wife is awesome. She doesn't nag, she works hard, she is very careful with money, she puts my needs above everyone else - even above our children's needs. And, I do the same for her.
I have excelled at life in large part because I know she has my back - and I have hers. I've taken major career risks and she has always said "whatever, I know you will be successful and if you aren't, we will bounce back."
We go for many months without a disagreement. And, where there is a disagreement, it is a quiet conversation just between the two of us. Zero drama - it's amazing. Yeah, sex, company, etc. are great. But, it's more than that - it's a strategic partnership. We have our strengths and weaknesses ... we compliment each other and do more as a team than either of us could do individually. I couldn't imagine living my life without this partnership.
All that said:
if you've met women in 2019, they're fucking insane. It would be suicide to marry one.
My challenge to you: you aren't meeting the right girls. If you look in the trash ... you are going to find trash.
I could point you to a ~dozen single women that I know - right now - would potentially make great wives. They all attend my church. The ratio of single men to single women in church is very skewed. Single guys in 2019 don't have much interest in church ... and then they sit online and say that there are no good single women out there.
I'm not even suggesting that you have to believe the teachings of a church to show up to a singles class. I'm just saying ... there is a very strong positive correlation between good women and women who attend church. The more conservative / traditional the church ... the better the selection of women.
Yeah, there are some good woman who are atheist ... but they are rare, in my opinion. Most atheist women lack a moral compass, most are looking for a father figure and find it in the wrong places. For single christian women, the concept of God being a father figure is critical for their outlook on life and what they search for.
Just saying ... if you want to find a good women, you have to go where good women hang out...
[–] ScottMAGA 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Sounds like you've been jewpilled. There are many decent women out there, not enough for every soyboy and cuck, but enough for us. Don't assume that you will be stuck with a pozzed fatty. Learn some game and attract a nice girl. She's looking for leadership; provide it.
[–] non_alcoholic_nignog 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Super jewpilled. Lots of good women out there and these retards are looking in the kikebasket
[–] robowriter ago
Need to update. Leave fast food wrappers and garbage strewn around because cleaning up is evil male patriachy. Cooking, whamen can't cook except pouring boiling water for ramen. Multi-colored hair. Fat. Not one fuck but every other sentence because she's a strong indie women with zero abilties other than complaining and swiping left.