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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They could agree to poison the water so it can't be used for drinking, thereby avoiding the need to fill it in.

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[–] Pooh_on_a_Jew 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Land of the (((Free)))

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[–] Tekedo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gotta know your riparian rights, and make sure it's included in the deed. If you don't have air, ground, and water rights, you could get really fucked. Also Oregon is a shithole thanks to all the liberals on the coast. Just stay away.

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[–] Conway2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Repeat after me, I am not a slave, I am a free man.

Slave boss knows what's best, you better listen.

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[–] underthegun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fuck'em. I still collect rainwater.

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[–] EngineeringReverse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Next time the watermaster steps foot on your land, make sure he doesnt leave.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nestle and Coke own the water.

The Water Wars go on, unnoticed.
Some we hang, some we drown.

Day of the Kiddie Pool cometh.

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[–] TestForScience 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here's a fun little bit of trivia for you:
If you live in town, you have to pay a runoff tax, which is literally a tax on the rain that falls onto your property, then runs off into the government-owned street.
So, apparently, rainwater switches owners a few times during its short descent to the ground.

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