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[–] HamSlayer [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Seriously, other than guys in drag, I have never seen an actual human (read: non-fat) feel the need to cover up their insecurities by calling themselves 'princess'. No matter how many times a butterhuffer calls themselves beautiful... well...

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[–] Lilina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd prefer ten lean drag queens with Adam's Apples who can't pass rather than one Fupapotamus.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

You'll really like this experiment.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

Seriously, other than guys in drag, I have never seen an actual human (read: non-fat) feel the need to cover up their insecurities by calling themselves 'princess'.

That explains why they call themselves "fierce" and "fabulous" on Tumblr. The only other people who do that are guys in drag. And the guys in drag use it as a way of saying "I look hot and feminine,' whereas Tumblr uses it as a way of saying "I look confident for showing off my fupa, septum piercing and green buzzcut."

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[–] ecorun 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Most still live with their parents until age 40.

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[–] naafi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know of one fat guy who's my age (Mid 20s) and still gets a $10 a week allowance from his parents. He spends it all on porn mags and junk food.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

Thin privilege is having a full-time job so you have a weekly allowance of more than 10 dollars.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Most of them act 12.

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[–] Prettyfloralbonnet 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fat people don't ever grow up. They just get louder and whinier like the overgrown babies that they are.

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[–] FinallyLeftReddit ago 

Doesn't appear she is close enough to the water to use the "mermaid" moniker.

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[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

They call themselves princess because they live in a fucking delusional mental fairytale. Just look at the whole HAES bowel movement "I deserve a handsome, fit, man even though I'm a slobbering half-harpooned land whale with zero self control OR motivation. I'm a fucking princess with mountains of cottage cheese for 'curves' and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their privilege #HarpoonsHurt #TwentyThousandCaloriesADay #WalkingCausesKneeDamage #ScooterUrryWhere"

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[–] JStalin 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

...and because nobody else is ever going to call them princess.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I donno... she kinda looks like Princess Theradas

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is the real answer

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because you'd have to be royalty for most of human history to access that much fucking food.

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[–] Babadon ago 

They call themselves princesses because no one else is gonna do it for them.

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yup, that and 'goddess.' It's pure narcissism.

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