[–] In_Flew_Enza [S] ago
Some douche kid in my 3rd grade class stole my Fit Kids card. Of you don't know what that is, it was a construction paper card that a teacher punched a hole in every time you ran a whole lap around the school track. You could obviously see where he erased my name then wrote his. I was pissed and gathered a posse to boycott Fit Kids until it was dealt with.
[–] thelordofcheese 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
but muh gainz
i needed it
i have a cundishun
haven't you heard of swole acceptance?
[–] nunontherun 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The remote to my DVD player when I was in college.
We had a New Year's Eve party, with much drinking and other related activities. Sometime during the festivities, some asshat stole the remote to my DVD player. I mean, why?
In a twist of fate, the DVD player was puked on at a party later in the year and tossed.
[–] Jasnah_Kholin ago
I had a wooden bench on my porch a few years ago - not something flimsy or small, but a big, heavy, adirondack-style bench. There really doesn't seem like any way to be stealthy about stealing a bench from someone's porch, especially because when I say "porch," what I really mean is "the spot next to my doorway in the open hallway of my apartment building."
[–] theSoupSmith ago
500ish pound Vermont Castings stove that someone stole from a cabin we have up in the woods. What made it particularly surprising was that it was the middle of winter which meant they must have dragged it away on the back of a snowmobile as the nearest road is about a mile from the cabin.
[–] WatDabney 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Not really the weirdest thing, but the weirdest incident -
I was living in Clearwater, Florida, in an apartment on the third floor of a building, not far from a fairly major street. I had a bike chained to the railing of the balcony of the apartment, and one night, someone climbed up the outside of the balconies, cut the chain and stole the bike. And it wasn't even a very nice bike.
That's one determined crackhead...