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[–] WatDabney 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not really the weirdest thing, but the weirdest incident -

I was living in Clearwater, Florida, in an apartment on the third floor of a building, not far from a fairly major street. I had a bike chained to the railing of the balcony of the apartment, and one night, someone climbed up the outside of the balconies, cut the chain and stole the bike. And it wasn't even a very nice bike.

That's one determined crackhead...

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[–] Antimony 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Rosin for my cello in 4th grade. The guy had his own, he just wanted mine because it was a different color.

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[–] In_Flew_Enza [S] ago 

Some douche kid in my 3rd grade class stole my Fit Kids card. Of you don't know what that is, it was a construction paper card that a teacher punched a hole in every time you ran a whole lap around the school track. You could obviously see where he erased my name then wrote his. I was pissed and gathered a posse to boycott Fit Kids until it was dealt with.

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[–] thelordofcheese 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Erasers. It was 2nd or 3rd grade and this Jewish chick kept stealing my novelty stationary.

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[–] BananaBro ago 

A third of a tub of protein powder

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[–] thelordofcheese 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

but muh gainz

i needed it

i have a cundishun

haven't you heard of swole acceptance?

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[–] MEAT_BICYCLE ago 

My gym shorts. Not the shoes or the shirt or any of the valuables in my locker at the time, just my shorts.

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[–] nunontherun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The remote to my DVD player when I was in college.

We had a New Year's Eve party, with much drinking and other related activities. Sometime during the festivities, some asshat stole the remote to my DVD player. I mean, why?

In a twist of fate, the DVD player was puked on at a party later in the year and tossed.

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[–] Jasnah_Kholin ago 

I had a wooden bench on my porch a few years ago - not something flimsy or small, but a big, heavy, adirondack-style bench. There really doesn't seem like any way to be stealthy about stealing a bench from someone's porch, especially because when I say "porch," what I really mean is "the spot next to my doorway in the open hallway of my apartment building."

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[–] thelordofcheese 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

beta as fuck

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