[–] Jasnah_Kholin ago
I had a wooden bench on my porch a few years ago - not something flimsy or small, but a big, heavy, adirondack-style bench. There really doesn't seem like any way to be stealthy about stealing a bench from someone's porch, especially because when I say "porch," what I really mean is "the spot next to my doorway in the open hallway of my apartment building."
[–] thelordofcheese 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
but muh gainz
i needed it
i have a cundishun
haven't you heard of swole acceptance?
[–] thelordofcheese 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Erasers. It was 2nd or 3rd grade and this Jewish chick kept stealing my novelty stationary.
[–] theSoupSmith ago
500ish pound Vermont Castings stove that someone stole from a cabin we have up in the woods. What made it particularly surprising was that it was the middle of winter which meant they must have dragged it away on the back of a snowmobile as the nearest road is about a mile from the cabin.