[–] madhatter67 ago
Even if it finds a cuck to fuck it, I'd imagine it's infertile due to muh PCOS
[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Land whale in its natural environment, complete with the typical warning signals of seasick green hair and "fuckoff glasses".
[–] MineFuror 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Local wildebeast escapes petting zoo.
[–] zquad 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
See the bright colors on top of its head? That's poison... it won't be in a pettng zoo.