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[–] sosat_menya_reddit ago 

Believe in fairytales at your own hazard.

Nothing, and I mean nothing has fucked up humanity as much as religions

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[–] TheBuddha [S] ago 

Yup. You're going to hell. We've got a new Jesus and you'd better get in on the ground floor.

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[–] sosat_menya_reddit ago 

Jesus didn’t finish cutting the deadfall on the side of my upper pond. I paid him and Hugo $200 upfront and they were supposed to get the other $500 when they finished. They worked for 8 hours and never came back. fuck Jesus

I called the sheriff. We are starting to have too many spics around here anyway. The last sheriff ran them all off but he retired. New sheriff is a cuck.

I was born of hell going back doesn’t scare me.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I stand by my convictions that Jesus was a zombie.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ok I confess. I'm a white male and I find white women attractive.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't fucking tell me. I ain't New Jesus.

Go find him and tell him yourself. I'm sure as shit not his secretary.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hey I've seen you. You jesus looking motherfucker, you can't fool me...

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[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dafuq? Who's Mick?

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Voat's dad.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You mean New Jesus.

Have some goddamned respect!

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[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

-__- sry

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're just not creative enough.

I'm gonna confess to them in full detail all of my sins, all the sordid details - with colorful commentary added!

Wait until I tell him 'bout sticking it in ex buddy's girlfriend's ass in a bar bathroom stall.

I need a whole lot of forgiveness!

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[–] PuttsMum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I talked to my father, he said, "tell Buddha high-5!"

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Naa, you good.