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[–] Siacca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pansexual: Someone who's so fat they have to masturbate with a frying pan.

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[–] BeauDacious 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When your this size, your attracted to anything that can sexualize you.

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[–] ridsloth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This cow finds a way to say the most grotesque and unwholesome thing on every subject that arises in her vicinity; she gets attention both from people who appreciate being enabled in their failures and from those who are disgusted by her audacity. In fact this pan pizza sexual shit is already tired and ineffective, so here's hoping she fades into obscurity soon if she somehow manages to live through the year.

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[–] Getoutandvoat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She will take anything that is willing to make the effort to climb on top of that mountain. She's pansexual by necessity.

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

in this case "pansexual" means "unless he's got a 20 inch dick he won't make it to my vagina anyway, so I'll take anyone willing to shove an arm that direction"

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[–] IndigoDoe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She has to be, otherwise her choices would be limited to just one or two of the most desperate incels in the entire world

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[–] Liberameya 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Declaring herself pan sexual is her way to cast the largest net possible to try and get laid... I wouldn’t touch that with a loaner dick

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why is this considered newsworthy?

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