[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If he stretched his arm as far as it could go, he could only reach his navel. You could cut half my arm off and I would still be able to reach my navel. I can reach into my pocket with the opposite arm and he can barely reach a pocket on the same side. Pictures just never do them justice. They are so incredibly huge and deformed.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
One of my default "at rest" stances is to put my hands behind my back, right hand on left elbow, left hand on right elbow, forearms parallel. I've had fatfucks look at me like I'm a master yogi for this simple pose. They lack the basic mobility to even move their backwards facing palms behind them 1 inch past the plane of their body.
I also occasionally stand on one leg in a #4 configuration, keeps me paying attention. Won't even start with how unfeasible that is when you weigh more than a fridge..
[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
#4 configuration, is that where you put your foot flat up on the thigh of your other leg? If so, I do that unconsciously all the time. XD
[–] EhWhatever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tis a great white whale, the color o'paste! Ready the harpoons!
[–] shootsblanks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Am i a bad person if i thought of rebarreling my only black rifle into something more potent than .223 because of this picture? Cause 14" of penetration just will not cut it if one of this hog decides to charge.
I'm thinkin 458 socom at MINIMUM
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
What difference does it make when you shoot blanks?
[–] shootsblanks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sheeeeeeit.
[–] Ratfag 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
.50 BMG for life