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[–] cursedcrusader 2 points 58 points (+60|-2) ago 

Always good to have some good news before bed. Hopefully another one rips off the whole fucking state.

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[–] 19578701? 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I'd settle for Northern California getting its much desired statehood finally.

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[–] oneinchterror 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

That would be ideal. I think the proposed state of "Jefferson" has a lot of potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_(proposed_Pacific_state)

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[–] salumi 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Jefferson!!!

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Hey the northern quarter is pretty cool buddy

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[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fun fact: California was an island only a few hundred years ago. The theory is that a massive quake moved the earth into the strait between it and the mainland.

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[–] 19581084? 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

The Island of California refers to a long-held Spanish misconception, dating from the 16th century, that the Baja California Peninsula was not part of mainland North America but rather a large island (spelled on early maps as Cali Fornia) separated from the continent by a strait now known as the Gulf of California.

One of the most famous cartographic errors in history, it was propagated on many maps during the 17th and 18th centuries, despite contradictory evidence from various explorers. The legend was initially infused with the idea that California was a terrestrial paradise, like the Garden of Eden or Atlantis.

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[–] Whiteflourguy ago 

That's what I was thinking, Let the entire state break off in to the Ocean,

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hopefully Hollywood is sitting on the top of a dome-shaped volcano that they don't know about and one day it just collapses into the fire

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[–] Ocelot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

one day

Preferably the Oscars.

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[–] NiggadermCQ ago 

So sayeth the jew.

https://invidio.us/U9iDuaiM_Us

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[–] PsychicRussiaSpy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hahahehe thought the same

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[–] SurfinMindWaves ago 

You don't need a nuke. They can use underground sonic transmissions from one metal pole to another.

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[–] Confucious ago 

I thought the same. Chna Lakes is a HUUUUUGE Naval Weapons testing center.

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[–] randomfuckingidiot ago 

Underground nukes and orbital strikes

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[–] randumb 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I’m praying really really hard that the next one takes out Pelosi, newsom, and the rest of the sanctuary city fuckers that need to be retired...

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

felt it while in line at Disneyland, was freaky how people reacted. many were scared shitless, and many like my wife and I were unfazed.

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

you do things you don't like to make your wife happy, mine's is her love of classic Disney.

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[–] Poz_My_Neg_Fuck_Hole ago 

Seriously, it's not even Gay Days At Disney World yet.

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[–] Zestyclose_Marketing 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

disneyland.

kek did you empower le wife with the niggress mermaid?

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

yeah, neither of us like the live action movies and this nuDisney is shit, she is a classic Disney fan.

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

thanks, I edited to be right.
damn phones

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[–] My10thaccount 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If you live in California please make sure you're stocked up on food and water

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[–] Zestyclose_Marketing 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

and boats

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[–] My10thaccount ago 

There are no boats in hell. I don't know, that's the first thing that popped in my mind when I saw your response.

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[–] nomadriders 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can we blame this on the homos or is that too much?

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[–] NiggadermCQ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is Heavy Doc.

What is the an influx of foreign Invaders causing a shift in the planets tectonic plates?

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[–] NevadaDesertPatriot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Made me queasy here in Nevada

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[–] Til_My_Last_BREATH ago 

seen my windows bend, pretty crazy to see in vegas

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[–] NevadaDesertPatriot ago 

bend?

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[–] DeadBeatNigger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is going to be far worse than the "Syrian" refugee crisis. At least Syrians aren't Californians.

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[–] jclss99 ago 

And lock up yo husbands, cuz they quakin ereone up here

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